Posted by
brenpd on Sunday, October 25, 2009 5:56:58 PM
I found this on www.democratequalssocaqilist.wordpress.com and I felt it should be reprinted on my blog.
21 WAYS TO BE A GOOD DEMOCRAT
1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of
law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons
technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures
are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth’s climate
and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV’s.
6. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
7. You have to believe that the same teacher who
can’t teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach
those same kids about sex.
8. You have to believe that hunters don’t care about
nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San
Francisco do.
9. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
10. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25
million of his own money to make The Passion of the Christ for
financial gain only.
11. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it
supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good
because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
12. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
13. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and
Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas
Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G. Bell.
14. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
15. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.
16. You have to believe that the only reason
socialism hasn’t worked anywhere it’s been tried is because the right
people haven’t been in charge.
17. You have to believe conservatives telling the
truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the
White House.
18. You have to believe that homosexual parades
displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be
constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be
illegal.
19. You have to believe that illegal Democratic
Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest
to the United States.
20. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.
21. You have to believe that it’s okay to give
Federal workers off on Christmas Day but it’s not okay to say “Merry
Christmas.”
Ready to vote???